You know that moment when you’re all hot and bothered, reach for your toy like it’s your loyal sidekick – and BAM – suddenly wondering if you actually washed the damn thing last time? Instant vibe killer. Doesn’t matter if you’re smashing solo sessions or tag-teaming with someone else, using a dirty toy is like raw-dogging your health with bacteria’s greatest hits. And no, rinsing it off and pretending it’s clean doesn’t count. Think about it – would you shove your sweaty gym socks into your mouth after a three-day hike? That’s pretty much what you’re asking your genitals to deal with. If you’re not cleaning your tools properly, you’re basically inviting irritation, infections, and a whole chorus of itch and burn. Not sexy. But don’t panic – getting it right isn’t rocket science. You just need to know what works, what wrecks, and how to stop turning your favorite stroker or vibe into a bacterial Mardi Gras.
The Dirty Truth: Why Cleaning Sex Toys Isn’t Just Optional
Let’s get something straight – skipping toy cleaning isn’t just lazy, it’s risky. I don’t care if it’s a solo show or a two-player game with bonus levels – sex toys are bacteria magnets, and your genitals are not a petri dish. Unless, of course, you’re into cultures of the microbial kind (and I doubt that’s your kink). So if you’ve been thinking, “Ah, it’s just me using it,” you need a PSA and a power washer.
Germs and Bacteria Don’t Care If You Climax
Every time you use a sex toy – yes, every time – your bodily fluids transfer onto it. That includes sweat, oils, lube, and all the juicy stuff we don’t need to label. Invisible to the eye, but party central for:
- Yeast – because nobody signed up for a bake-off between their legs
- UTIs (Urinary Tract Infections) – a literal pain in the pee-hole
- Bacterial Vaginosis – hello, rogue fish market scent
- Skin irritation or rashes – “Why is my dick itchy?” is not the post-orgasm follow-up you want
There was even a study published in 2011 that found HPV lingering on silicone sex toys… up to TWENTY-FOUR hours later. So unless you’re into unwanted biological souvenirs, regular cleaning is your front line defense.
Material Matters – So Your Strategy Better Match
Not all sex toys are created equal. What works for one will totally wreck another. You wouldn’t use dish soap on a Ferrari, right? Same logic here:
- High-quality silicone, glass, and stainless steel: These are nonporous bad boys – easy to clean and body-safe. Your holy grail.
- Jelly rubber or TPE: Porous and bacteria-prone AF. Think sponge, but for your genitals. If it smells weird, it’s not haunted, it’s just dirty.
I’ll get into the material cheat sheet soon, but if you’ve ever nuked a soft rubber stroker trying to “sanitize” it, you already know this lesson the hard way. RIP to your melted meat tunnel.
Cleaning Doesn’t Mean “Just Rinse It in the Sink”
If your cleaning routine ends with a splash of lukewarm death and a towel from 2004, you’re doing it wrong. A rinse and a prayer doesn’t kill bacteria – it just makes them stronger and more pissy. You need to clean smarter, not just wetter:
- Mild antibacterial soap = solid
- Boiling water or 70% isopropyl alcohol = maybe (with the right toy)
- Dishwasher? = believe it or not, sometimes yes
- Bleach, hand sanitizer, or window cleaner = congrats, you just broke your dildo
Moral of the story? Learning how to clean your toy properly is just as important as knowing how to use it. Otherwise you’re basically putting leftover sex residue back into your body next round… kinda like reusing a condom filled with yesterday’s regrets. Gross.
But here’s where it gets interesting – want to know exactly what each toy material needs so it doesn’t melt, crack, or grow fuzz overnight? Don’t worry, that’s up next. You better believe that jelly dildo and your glass prostate massager need very different TLC.
So… what’s your favorite toy made of? More importantly, do you even know?
Let’s break it down before you break it in again.
First Things First: Know What Your Toy Is Made Of
Ever tried tossing a Game Boy in the dishwasher? No? Then don’t do the same with your vibrator, my friend.
Before we get into the wild and wet world of cleaning methods, you’ve gotta understand your toy’s true nature. Every material plays by different rules. Mess this part up and you’re either wasting your time – or worse – ruining your precious orgasm machine forever.
Silicone, Glass, Stainless Steel: The superstar trio
If your toy is made of medical-grade silicone, borosilicate glass, or stainless steel, congratulations – you picked top-shelf stuff. These bad boys are nonporous, which means they don’t trap funky fluids, dead skin, or any spontaneous bodily jam sessions.
- Silicone: Feels soft, stretches well, and can handle boiling, so long as it doesn’t have a motor.
- Glass: Doesn’t absorb anything and looks sexy while doing it. Heat-safe, just don’t drop it during slippery cleanup time.
- Stainless Steel: Heavy, sexy, and safe. Resistant to scratches and bacteria. Just keep it dry after cleaning to avoid rust (some lower-grade metal toys fake it, so check your specs).
According to a 2008 study, nonporous sex toy materials drastically reduce the risk of pathogen retention. Translation: These are the toys your genitals can trust.
TPE, Latex, Jelly Rubber: Handle with caution
Yeah, these guys are everywhere and cheap as hell – but they come with baggage. We’re talking porous nightmares. They soak up lube, body fluids, sweat, and whatever else was on your hands (or in your sheets).
- TPE (thermoplastic elastomer): Feels realistic, but it’s a bacteria sponge. Clean it thoroughly and often, and use condoms if you want to stay safe.
- Latex: Porn classic, but it breaks down easily and isn’t great for folks with allergies.
- Jelly Rubber: Smells weird, leeches chemicals, and straight-up breaks down over time. Basically, sex toy fast food – cheap, tasty, but dangerous if repeated daily.
If your toy smells like a tire fire when you open the box, don’t just ignore it – those are phthalates. They’re banned in kids’ toys but still sneak into some adult ones. Gross, right?
“Your body is a temple. Stop rubbing dead fish on the altar.” – Some wise sex educator… probably.
No shame if you’ve got some budget toys lying around (we’ve all been there), but know what you’re dealing with. And when in doubt – cover it with a condom.
Electronic vs. Non-Electronic: Don’t fry it
This one’s simple. Just because a toy buzzes doesn’t mean it wants a shower. You need to check how waterproof it actually is:
- Waterproof: Fully submersible. Clean like a champion – wash, rinse, repeat. Some even survive a bubble bath.
- Splash-proof: You can gently wipe or rinse, but don’t go soaking it.
- Not water-safe: If the manual says “wipe clean only,” treat it like a wet gremlin – no full water contact. Period.
Remember, batteries and water are not besties, and integrated circuits don’t come cheap. If you wreck your $200 Bluetooth teledildo just because you wanted it extra fresh, that’s on you.
If you lost your manual (under your bed somewhere near your socks and shame), you can usually search the brand and model online for care instructions. Or, honestly, buy better toys – the good ones come with clear info.
So, ready to scrub down your silicone sweetheart or that steely shaft of joy? Good. But not so fast – you still need to know what actually works. Warm water and a prayer won’t cut it unless you know the safe techniques. Which ones really clean deep without melting your fun-size rocket launcher?
Let’s take a look at what actually keeps your toys fresh without turning them into melted marshmallows in the next section…
What Works: The Best Ways to Clean Sex Toys Safely
There’s nothing worse than getting in the mood and then second-guessing how clean your favorite toy really is. Trust me, no one wants their happy time turning into an itchy aftermath. That’s why I’ve put together the real-deal, no-BS list of cleaning methods that actually work – not the bogus routines that wreck your silicone BFF or short-circuit your bullet vibe.
Here’s what works. Tested. Approved. Fap-friendly.
Warm Water + Mild Anti-Bacterial Soap = Your Daily MVP
It doesn’t get easier – or safer – than this combo. If your toy is waterproof or fully non-electronic, just give it the love it deserves:
- Use warm (not scalding) water
- Pick a fragrance-free, anti-bacterial soap (think baby-safe, not car engine degreaser)
- Scrub gently with your hands – not steel wool, you sadist
- Let it air dry on a clean towel – no, not that crusty gym sock, Romeo
This method is golden for silicone, stainless steel, hard plastic, and glass (aka the superheroes of the sex toy world). Fun stat: according to a 2020 study in Sexual Health journal, proper soap+water cleaning reduced bacterial presence by over 90%, even without full sterilization. 
Boiling (But Only If Your Toy Can Handle It)
Yes, you can boil sex toys – but only the badass non-porous ones like:
- 100% Silicone – Check that it’s pure, not a sneaky blend.
- Borosilicate Glass (like those hand-blown beauties)
- Stainless steel – we’re talking about the kind of stuff cock rings are forged from.
3-5 minutes in boiling water is usually enough to kill nasty microbes. But hear me loud and clear: NEVER boil your toy if it has a motor or battery inside. That buzzing magic will become a melted, dead, waterlogged tragedy.
Toy Cleaning Sprays = Lazy Day Lifesavers (Sorta)
They’re slick, they’re easy, and they’re perfect when you don’t have time for suds and steam.
But don’t get it twisted – these sprays are not a one-stop solution. Think of them more like a makeup wipe… they’re good for upkeep, but not a deep cleanse. Spray-based cleaners should be:
- Alcohol-free (unless your toy’s manufacturer literally says otherwise)
- Oil-free & glycerin-free – you don’t want residue cooking between crevices
- Used on pre-washed toys for backup, not as a standalone every time
Pro tip: Sprays shine best during couple’s play or quick aftercare when a full wash isn’t available. Just don’t let “spray and pray” be your hygiene strategy, mmkay?
Dishwashers Are Secretly Awesome (If You Know the Rules)
Yeah, you read that right. All hail the hands-free orgasm arsenal cleaner. But beware: putting your $80 rabbit vibe next to last night’s greasy lasagna plate is risky business. Here’s how to do it like a pro:
- Use top rack only – max airflow, less heat exposure
- Skip the detergent (unless you love soap-infused orgasms)
- Only dishwasher-friendly materials: solid silicone, stainless steel, sturdy plastic
“You don’t put your face on anything that’s been marinating in last week’s bacteria – your genitals deserve the same love.”
A lot of sex toy owners sleep on this option, but if done right, dishwashers can give you a deep clean without lifting a finger. Perfect for post-orgasm lazybones sessions. 
Feeling clean yet? Just remember…
Not everything labeled “clean” actually is. Soap and water is great, but are you sure you’re not silently committing toy abuse? We’re not done yet, friend. If you’re using bleach, scrubbing like you’re sanding furniture, or throwing back your polished dildo into a dusty drawer, you’re playing dirty in all the wrong ways.
Think you’re cleaning your toys right? Wait until you see what mistakes can literally destroy your favorites next…
What NOT to Do: Mistakes That Will Ruin Your Toys Fast
You ever rub one out so hard, you needed a cigarette after – but then your toy looked like it went through war? Yeah, I’ve been there. Nothing kills a buzz faster than realizing you cooked your $100 silicone stroker by accident… from the inside.
If you want your pleasure friends to last (and stay safe), there are some toy-care sins you just can’t commit. Let me break down the real toy-killers, straight and dirty.
Alcohol, bleach, and strong chemicals = NOPE
I get it – you want things sanitized. Like warzone-sanitized. But dumping rubbing alcohol or bleach on your dildo isn’t brave, it’s just reckless.
- Alcohol dries out silicone and TPE, turning smooth textures into crackling crustiness.
- Bleach might kill bacteria, sure… but it’ll also kill your toy’s color, integrity, and probably your vag or shaft’s happy vibes. Skin irritation central.
- Even some “cleaning sprays” from shady brands are packed with alcohol. Read the fine print like it’s a dirty treasure map.
Pro tip: If it smells like a hospital warehouse, it doesn’t belong near your genitals.
“You don’t put bleach on your dick. It’s that simple.” – Some wise Reddit user who probably made that mistake once
Wrong water temp or pressure can crack or warp toys
You’d think washing something with water would be foolproof. But no – some of you are out here running freshly-used toys under water that could boil pasta – straight-up torture for your silicone sweethearts.
- Porous toys melt, warp, or go soft in spots when exposed to high temps for too long.
- Aim a high-pressure jet at a delicate part (like seams or charging ports), and you might watch it rip or seep water inside the motor.
- Also, boiling a toy that has electronics in it? Congrats – now it’s a $200 paperweight.
Use warm water like you would for a sexy sponge bath, unless you’re boiling pure silicone, glass, or stainless steel toys (and only if they have no electronic parts). Be smart. Don’t go full dragon’s breath on your vibes.
Using towels that leave lint on toys
Imagine prepping your toy for some alone-time, only to find it covered in fuzzy lint like some neglected sweater. You don’t need to tweeze your toy before using it.
- Regular bath towels, face cloths, even worn t-shirts shed lint. That stuff gets inside seams, ridges, and textured parts.
- Then it ends up inside you, or your partner, and suddenly post-nut clarity reveals you’ve just marinated your parts in fuzz.
Use a clean microfiber cloth or just air dry your toys on a smooth, clean surface. Patience is a virtue – especially when it means no pubic-hair-looking surprises mid-fap.
Re-using dirty storage bags
You deep clean your toy, sanitize it like a responsible sex rockstar, and then what? Shove it back into the crusty velvet pouch it came in six months ago? That’s basically storing your toothbrush inside a gym sock.
- Most toy bags aren’t machine-washed often (or ever), but they collect dust, skin cells, lube residue, and who knows what else over time.
- Porous materials absorb all that leftover grit like a sponge. Nonporous toys? Still get smudged or tainted with bacteria all over again.
Wash or replace your toy bags regularly – or switch to a hard storage box that’s easy to keep clean. I know it’s easy to overlook, but this one habit change can seriously extend your toy’s life (and your body’s happy sandbox).
Think you’ve mastered toy hygiene now? Not so fast.
Because cleaning is just one part of the ritual. The real magic happens when you figure out exactly how often your toys deserve some TLC. Are you a once-a-week wanker or a pornstar-in-training? Either way… the answer might surprise you.
How Often Should You Clean Your Toys?
Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t a “clean it when it looks gross” situation. Sex toys go inside you, around you, and sometimes all over you. That means they deserve more love than your crusty gym water bottle. So, buckle in.
Clean before and after use (yes, both times)
I can already hear you: “But I just cleaned it last time!” Yeah, and your sheets were clean last week too – still changing them, right?
Bacteria, lube residue, and micro gunk don’t care that you’re in a rush to finish before your roommate gets home. Even if you store your toy somewhere clean (which, let’s be honest, you probably don’t), it can still collect lint, airborne particles, and invisible nastiness just by existing. So before anything goes near your parts, it needs a proper rinse and clean – no exceptions.
“The most intense orgasms start with trust – in your partner, in your toy, and in knowing it’s not harboring last week’s bacteria.”
If it’s shared, it gets sterilized
Even if you’re swapping toys with someone you trust (or even banging someone who shares your Netflix password), good vibes can lead to bad infections if you’re not careful. Using condoms is a solid move – but it doesn’t magically erase bacteria.
Here’s the rule: if it’s been anyone else’s playground, it needs the five-star treatment before coming back into your rotation. That means:
- Boiling (if it’s safe)
- Using a reliable toy cleaner spray
- Letting it fully air dry before storing
Yes, it’s extra work. Sex can be messy, but your cleanup shouldn’t be sloppy.
Storing it long-term? Clean before and after
If your toy’s going into hibernation (like that prostate massager you only break out when Mercury’s in retrograde), clean it before storing – don’t just throw it in a dusty drawer and kiss it goodbye. When it’s chillin’ there for weeks or months, it’s soaking up:
- Lint from fabrics
- Airborne particles (dust, dander, skin flakes… sexy, huh?)
- Leftover moisture that could turn into mold or mildew if you didn’t dry it right
And when it’s time to yank it out for Round 27, wash it again. Always. Because nothing kills the mood faster than “WTF is this smell?”
Quick Checkpoints – you need to clean it:
- Before every use – Clean hands and clean toys = happy parts
- After every use – Don’t let your fluids throw a house party inside your toy
- After sharing – Condoms are cool, but sterilizing is hotter
- Before and after storage – Because your toy doesn’t live in a sterile lab, bro
Basically, treat your toys like a sexy side hustle. Put in the work, and they’ll keep on performing like pros. Skip it, and you’ll find yourself asking Dr. Google why your junk feels funny.
But that’s just frequency. What about when your toy is smart enough to connect to an app or buzz your G-spot from across the country? Those high-tech hotties need special care…
Special Cases: Deal with These Toys Differently
Not all toys are created equal, bro. Some are like one-night stands – pretty straightforward. Others? Think high-maintenance lovers that need just the right touch. So let’s talk about the toys that demand special TLC if you don’t want busted hardware, bacterial build-up, or an awkward trip to the doctor.
Interactive and Teledildonic Toys (aka Smart Toys)
You’ve dropped serious coin on that Bluetooth-enabled stroker or app-controlled vibrator that syncs with your partner on the other side of the planet. These toys are futuristic AF, but treating them like a classic silicone dildo is the fastest way to short-circuit your sexy tech.
- Check the charging port: Most high-tech toys have sealed or semi-sealed ports – cover those suckers before washing or risk killing the device.
- Use a damp cloth, not a full-on sink party: Wet cloth with mild soap is safe. Never submerge unless the manual explicitly says water-tight. Ignoring this is how you end up with an expensive paperweight.
- Disinfect the external parts only: These toys are still sex toys, which means they get exposed to all the bodily fun. Use antibacterial toy cleaner on the surfaces that come into contact with skin or fluids.
Here’s something wild – one study published in the Journal of Sex Research found that over 35% of users didn’t read user manuals for sex tech and ended up damaging their toys. Yep… that “who needs instructions?” approach is burning holes in wallets.
“The tech is smart, but your cleaning better be smarter.” – Someone who’s definitely not still paying off a busted $200 vibe.
Toys Used for Anal Play
Anal toys aren’t just going into a different backdoor – they’re entering a microbial warzone. Rinsing and calling it a day isn’t gonna cut it here. You want to clean these like your sex life depends on it – because it damn well does.
- Use hotter water (safely): If the toy’s waterproof and made of silicone, glass, or stainless steel, a little extra heat helps kill off nonsense like E. coli.
- Sanitize regularly with approved toy cleaner or dilute peroxide: Helps kill lingering bacteria and gets rid of those post-play aromas.
- Dedicated storage: Trust me, don’t just toss it next to your cock ring or suction dildo. Smell transfer is real, and so is residual bacteria.
If you’re into rimming or anal-to-vaginal play (I see you), then hygiene goes next-level. Cross-contamination is not sexy. Ever.
Strap-Ons, Harnesses & Sleeves
Let’s not forget the gear that turns vanilla into triple-chocolate-caramel swirl. These come with extra pieces – and every single one can harbor funk if you’re not egg-shell careful.
- Detachable dildos go in their own wash cycle: Clean like any other sex toy – soap and water, or boil only if the material allows.
- Harnesses vary by material: Nylon or elastic straps? Wash with lingerie in cold water and let air dry. Leather? Don’t drown it – use a leather-safe cleaner and a dry cloth. Wet leather warps faster than your face during a surprise facetime call with mom while browsing browser history.
- Internal sleeves (stroker style): If it’s removable (think Fleshlight or Tenga clones), clean the sleeve and the casing separately. The outside collects just as much muck as the inside.
Ignore removable parts at your own risk. Mold loves cracks, folds, and unwashed crevices like it’s an Airbnb for bacteria. You really want your hot Friday night to end with itching and weird smells?
Still not sure if your toy needs extra love in the hygiene department? Here’s a tip: if it’s got a socket, battery, strap, suction cup, app component, or has ever touched your butt – it’s high risk. Treat it accordingly.
In the next section, I’m gonna talk about how you dry and store these pleasure grenades. Because even the cleanest toy turns into a horror movie prop if you tuck it into a dirty sock drawer. Do you know what material degrades silently and how storing toys together can actually mess up their texture?
Let’s talk post-wash foreplay. It’s gripping info. You know it’s coming…
Storage, Drying & Maintenance: Keep It Fresh in Between
You went through the trouble of cleaning your toy like a hygiene god… now don’t wreck it with lazy storage. Just like you wouldn’t brush your teeth and then wipe your mouth with your gym sock, your vibe, stroker, or butt plug deserves a post-clean pampering session too.
Air dry is best – no exceptions
Ever pulled your toy out of storage and it smelled… weirdly musty? Yeah, that’s what happens when you rush the drying process. Bacteria LOVES warmth and moisture. So unless you’re into moldy surprises (no judgment, just ew), let your toy air dry COMPLETELY before stashing it.
- Lay it out on a clean towel or drying rack.
- Skip rough cotton towels – they’ll leave lint behind. Microfiber is a winner.
- Don’t “pat it dry” if you’re in a hurry. That introduces more dirt than you think.
“Take care of your pleasure instruments like you’d take care of a gun – clean, dry, ready.”
Separate your toys like you separate your laundry
I made this rookie mistake once – I stored my silicone vibe and my TPE sleeve together in a tight box after washing them. A month later? They looked like they tried to absorb each other. Not sexy.
This isn’t just superstition. Different materials react with each other chemically. Especially when they’re still holding on to leftover moisture or residue. Always store toys in separate compartments or use individual storage bags.
- Silicone shouldn’t touch jelly rubber.
- Glass and steel can scratch other stuff.
- Wood? If you’re that fancy – keep it 100% dry, always.
Storage bags or boxes: The underrated MVPs
You wouldn’t leave your iPhone bouncing around in your junk drawer, so why toss a $100 vibrating rabbit into a sock-filled abyss?
Great storage = longer toy life and fewer gross surprises. Many toys come with their own drawstring pouch – don’t toss it. Those little bags are your bacterial barrier.
- Go for breathable, lint-free cloth bags (nylon or microfiber).
- Dedicated toy boxes with compartments = pro move.
- Check out the storage gear from my favorite online shops here. Yes, it makes a difference.
Bonus hack: Keep your instructions!
I used to toss those tiny paper inserts the second I ripped the box open. Dumb move. Some manufacturers give very specific cleaning and storage rules based on the tech or materials inside – and lemme tell you, they usually know their sh*t.
If you’re already using a “toy binder” to keep track of gear (because yes, some of you are on that level), add the storage/maintenance notes in there too. If not – just snap a pic of the care instructions, save it to your phone, and thank me when your $200 smart stroker outlives your old laptop.
“The best kind of secret weapon is the one that still works perfectly… every single time you reach for it.”
If you’ve ever thought, “How do I stop my toy from getting that weird smell?” – you’re gonna love what I’m about to answer next. Stick around…
Real Talk: Common Questions & Final Thoughts From The PornDude
Alright, you squeaky clean sex legends – we’re nearing the climax of this guide (pun 100% intended). You’ve soaked up the knowledge, wiped off the myths, and now it’s time to answer a few burning questions I get all the time. Let’s finish strong.
“Can I use condoms to protect toys?”
Hell yes. Especially if you’re sharing or using porous materials like TPE, latex, or jelly rubber. Condoms can be your sex toy’s little bodyguard. Just don’t get lazy – clean the toy before and after anyway. That condom’s catching skin cells, fluids, lube leftovers – all the lovely things bacteria love to snack on. And yeah, the same rules apply for anal toys. Always double-down on hygiene.
“How do I clean toys in secret?”
Oh, I’ve been there. You’ve got nosy roommates, a small apartment, or maybe a curious cat that thinks your dildo is a new scratching post. For stealth mode cleaning:
- Use toy-safe wipes. No rinsing, no drama. Done in 30 seconds.
- Have a discreet microfiber cloth stashed nearby. Wipe it down and air-dry behind closed doors.
- Invest in a toy storage pouch that doesn’t scream “I pleasure myself with this nightly.”
- Bonus tip: Keep your cleaning gear in your nightstand alongside your toy. No awkward kitchen sink trips.
“Can I clean my toy with mouthwash or hand sanitizer?”
Nope. I know it sounds smart at 2AM when your vibe’s looking suspicious and you don’t want to use the bathroom… but don’t. Mouthwash has sugar and additives, and hand sanitizers are alcohol-heavy and loaded with perfumes. These can degrade toy materials and jack up your pH balance. Your junk deserves better. Get a real toy cleaner or stick with gentle soap and warm water.
“How long should a sex toy last if I care for it right?”
I’ve got silicone vibes that have lasted longer than some relationships. If you stick to what we talked about – proper cleaning, dry storage, and not using crazy chemicals – your toy can last years. Honestly, most sex toys don’t die from overuse – they die because people clean them like trash or Frankenstein them with incompatible lubes. Show them love, and they’ll never let you down mid-session.
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Final Thoughts: Don’t Let Your Stroker Stink
Look, cleaning your sex toys isn’t some chore from hell – it’s just part of adulting, but with orgasms. Think of them like personal gym equipment for your dick, your clit, your ass… whatever you’re working with. You wouldn’t use a sweaty yoga mat without wiping it down, right?
“Treat your toy like a lover. Don’t just fuck it – respect it.”
You’ll thank me when your dildo doesn’t smell like a swamp and your fleshlight still feels like it did on day one. Oh – and your genitals? They’ll thank you too, for not giving them a mystery rash.
Keep it sexy, keep it smart, and keep it clean. I’ll catch you next time, right here on the blog with more truths, laughs, and possibly some confessions I shouldn’t be sharing…
